Archive for January, 2026

Spontaneous combustion

January 13, 2026

Keep it up — attack after attack —

Matters little who gets slaughtered 

Or blown to bits season to season.

Certainly less than the words you

might use to frame a reason.

Arrange your own facts. 

Stage your best scene, 

Polish your image, 

Be the hero, 

first act to last.

Tear up the people’s house 

Decorate with gold

Be first with the most-est

Always aggressive, and

Painfully boisterous.

Never make excuses,

Keep fighting back. 

Speak words that sting: 

Be loud, be plain,

In media range of social exchange.

Talk down to the dumb, 

the passive, the overly reflective,

and save a sharp jab for the inoffensive. 

Fire the ugly and disagreeable,

Bully the disliked, 

the outcast and weak.

Never forget your fans 

Be the accomplished showman 

Give them Las Vegas moments:

second rate singers

in skimpy costumes with 

plenty of cleavage,

accompanied by laughter

at mean pointed zingers.

Be completely outlandish

wrapped in the flag —

Praise the red, the white, 

and maybe the blue, and

At all costs hold center stage

Or threaten to sue.

Fly our colors — the ones we like.

Give free red Maga hats to 

favorite clans.

Use plenty of glitz,

with swaggering swingers

have a blast.

 

Tell the uninvited:

 go take a hike.

Surprise friends with smiling grit.

Throw outrageous parties, 

Add up the grift,

Grant a few pardons,

Never show mercy, 

Pass tax reductions

for the wealthy –

make them richer.

And should your gold star performance

Land in a ditch, 

Yell conspiracy, 

Call out your crowd,

Or if the three ring circus

Runs into a glitch

Say it’s horrible —

You knew nothing about it.

Soon your troubles will be forgotten.

With all your bravado you win every squabble.

Might even pitch the King of Sweden 

To award a new Nobel Prize, 

Named best in show 

for being so bold.

Keep stoking hate

Tweet ignorance and fear,

You might even escape your

well deserved fate

in the fires of humiliation

By self immolation.

01/07/26 thh